IT’S!! TV!! TIME!!!

PLAYER

NAME: valya!
CONTACT: futuristics
TIME ZONE: eastern US
BRACKETS/PROSE: either/or
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: n/a

IN CHARACTER

PHYSICAL AFFECTION: don't touch that dial, folks!! (well, okay, you can. just be gentle ♥)
PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: i mean you can TRY but i wouldn't recommend it, do you have any idea what can happen if you break the screen on a CRT
RELATIONSHIPS: i mean you can try but i wouldn't recommend it, do you have ANY idea how bad his last break-up was
PSYCHIC & PSIONIC INFORMATION: [slaps the top of his big stupid CRT head] this baby can fit so much divorce-related trauma & pathological abandonment issues in it
MAGICAL INFORMATION: he can change size and when people are mad at him he shrinks down to the size of a bug; he can call down lightning zaps and summon projectiles shaped like awful little grinning stars; and when he is truly overjoyed, he can turn the end of his nose into a flower.
MEDICAL INFORMATION: he is an oversized machine man, my guy.
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: n/a

OUT OF CHARACTER

BACKTAGGING: always!
THREADHOPPING: always!!!
FOURTHWALLING: sure, he could use some variety in his existential crises (it's enrichment)
NOT INTERESTED IN: please, no shippy stuff with the fun gang!! any other kind of CR is a go, great, fun, fantastic!! just. please

FIRST IMPRESSIONS

VISUAL: jesus h. christ why is this guy SO tall (and SO brightly colored???)
AURAL: higher-pitched than not, and somewhat nasally; occasionally manic, often high-energy, invariably LOUD and bitcrushed. (alternately: fandub headcanon!)
OLFACTORY: heated plastic & burning dust.
DEMEANOUR: everything, and i mean EVERYTHING he does (except when he is feeling especially sorry for himself (see: shrinking down to the size of a bug) ) is done with HIGH ENERGY and ENTHUSIASM, because didn't you know there's a 🌟SHOW🌟 to be put on!! (how does he do that with his voice, you ask? great question! don't worry about it!!!)

☆ code by kimmiserate ☆